Did you know in Scotland we have an Uncle C. J. who sorts out all our problems ?

Dear Uncle C.J.


I fist fund a thing aboot me Mither that


Has shocked me so badly that ah want tae know


know can I get a divorce?





It seems ma mammy’s a closet Tory or least


Somewhat tae the richt o centre and ah


cannae bear it.





Here aw these years ah thocht she wis


reasoning bein’ a noo this?





Dis Scots law allow for divorcing yer Mammy?





Loads a luv annat


Yer fervent admirer


Senga.

Did you know in Scotland we have an Uncle C. J. who sorts out all our problems ?
I do so love your witticisms. And I pity those who canna tell the diffrence! Have a wee star ma cuddly lil lady!
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Reply:Yes, CJD is and will be a problem. Good job we have these nice Muslims and Europeans too take the decisions for us.
Reply:I'VE never heard of this uncle. And i live in scotland you must be a clueless dundeen. No one sorts our problems out.

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